“By age 35, you should have a kitchen cabinet dedicated entirely to plastic bags that contain other, smaller plastic bags.”
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By age 35 you should have at least one fork in your cutlery drawer that you just don’t like, and actively frown at if you accidentally grab it.
— Christopher (@chrisopotamia) May 20, 2018
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by the time you’re 35, you should have resigned yourself to resetting your password every time you log in to anything you don’t log in to daily
— Emily Gould (@EmilyGould) May 23, 2018
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By age 35 you should run into friends and say “WE SHOULD HANG OUT SOON!” twice a week. You will never hang out. You’ll just scream this at each other until one of you dies.
— Luke Trayser (@trukelayser) May 20, 2018
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By age 35 you should have a huge box of cables but you can’t throw them out because you’re pretty sure you still need a couple of them but you’re not sure which ones
— Lori G 🌺 (@LoriG) May 19, 2018
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By age 35 you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes one size too small that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.
— Marco Biagi (@MarcoGBiagi) May 21, 2018
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