“By age 35, you should have a kitchen cabinet dedicated entirely to plastic bags that contain other, smaller plastic bags.”
By age 35 you should have at least one fork in your cutlery drawer that you just don’t like, and actively frown at if you accidentally grab it.
— Christopher (@chrisopotamia) May 20, 2018
by the time you’re 35, you should have resigned yourself to resetting your password every time you log in to anything you don’t log in to daily
— Emily Gould (@EmilyGould) May 23, 2018
By age 35 you should run into friends and say “WE SHOULD HANG OUT SOON!” twice a week. You will never hang out. You’ll just scream this at each other until one of you dies.
— Luke Trayser (@trukelayser) May 20, 2018
By age 35 you should have a huge box of cables but you can’t throw them out because you’re pretty sure you still need a couple of them but you’re not sure which ones
— Lori G 🌺 (@LoriG) May 19, 2018
By age 35 you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes one size too small that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.
— Marco Biagi (@MarcoGBiagi) May 21, 2018
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